1. takenbythe-wind:

    I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

    (via tyleroakley)


  2. dutchster:

    when you look inside the toilet before you flush


    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


  3. stoleyogirl:

    when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  4. 1st-ave:


    • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
    • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
    • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
    • eating chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
    • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
    • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
    • the sugar in chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
    • eating chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

    reblogging for the last fact

    (Source: iamdwightakasuperman, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  5. (Source: lovrdlogic, via tyleroakley)

  6. troyesivan:

    hiiiiii everyone! 

    SO the time has come to release my first ever single, Happy Little Pill. I have spent the large majority of the last few years of my life on this website, hanging with you guys, that it only felt right to premiere it a day or two early on here haha

    I wrote this song during a bit of a rough time for someone super close to me, and for myself, and it still means as much to me as the day i wrote it, and i’m still as in love with it as the day i wrote it (which is rare for me!!). I couldn’t be prouder to be giving it to you guys today :’) Thanks for sticking around for so long, for supporting me and other online talent, and for now listening! I have the best and craziest and most committed audience in the world, and I love you all endlessly.

    Happy Little Pill is available everywhere July 25, along with the preorder for TRXYE.

    TRXYE is out August 15. 

    Click here to keep updated!


    Troye x

    Links: Twitter | Instagram | YouTube | Facebook


  7. blonde-bookworm:

    Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.

    (Source: storiesliveinme, via forgeronne)


  8. indieduckie:

    No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

    (via books-cupcakes)


  9. rabioheab:

    earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  10. apocalypsex:

    im laughing so hard this is genius 

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)