1. bartyjoonyah:


    Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

    Because it was making him Moody.


    (via readingperks)

  2. muffarino:

    Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

    (Source: sassy-damon, via tomfelton)

  3. hiowl:




    Animals Growing Up

    Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

    The turtle one

    If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


  4. tonystarks:

    escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  5. avggie:

    you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  6. "What’s false conciousness?" asked Ron curiously. I knew he would be more open to communist ideas because he was part of the proletariat, whereas Hermione was part of the bourgeois intelligentsia.

    "False conciousness is when people think communism is bad, " I explained. "Since communism is good, it means they’re obviously insane."

    "Harry, are you a communist?" asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.

    (via forgeronne)

  7. alcoholicgifts:


    me gettin stabbed as usual

    "lol what can you do"

    (Source: shovel2, via forgeronne)

  8. ambisagrus:

    no image has ever described my life quite so well

    (via tyleroakley)

  9. takenbythe-wind:

    I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

    (via tyleroakley)


  10. dutchster:

    when you look inside the toilet before you flush


    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)